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The Woodlands Fitness Centre October 2015 Newsletter
Thursday 1st October 2015
What’s New? Hi guys & girls, So here we are in October. I’ll start this month’s newsletter by giving a big shout out to some members who have helped me. So a MASSIVE thanks goes to Rebecca “Chimps” Billingham who has been helping me with painting. And by “helped”, I really mean that Chimps has done 99.99% of the painting whilst I’ve plied her with lattes and crap jokes. Another massive thanks goes to Sam “Wasps” Smith (not the singer of the atrocious new Bond song) who has helped with a series of janitorial jobs and loaned me her steam cleaner. Apparently the ladies’ changing rooms have never looked so clean. Another thanks goes to Paul Cotterill who has divided each…
The Woodlands Fitness Centre September 2015 Newsletter
Tuesday 1st September 2015
What’s New? Hi guys & girls, Well what’s new in September? Well according to Tash Starsmore, the jokes in our “very punny” section aren’t very funny. This is hardly an eye opener for many of you who have been rolling your eyes at our appalling jokes since March 2013. So, as the “very punny” section’s swan song, here is one final joke: I went to the zoo the other day; there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu. The August 2015 newsletter was only written a few days. Since then I have moved forwards with some of my plans. I met with JT (Jacqueline Thhhhhhefaut) and we have discussed her coming back to Woodlands to teach Zumba, Zumba Tone, Zumba…
The Woodlands Fitness Centre August 2015 Newsletter
Wednesday 26th August 2015
What’s New? Hi guys & girls, So what is new? Well it’s August and I haven’t written a newsletter since June. Why? Quite simply because I haven’t had anything new to impart. Also, I haven’t been able to find any jokes appalling enough for our “Very Punny” section. Having scoured the internet, I now have some absolute stinkers for you! One major issue at the moment is the failure of the Peak Village Parking Eye system. The first fine was on the 29th June 2015 and the last fine (so far) was on the 22nd July 2015 so this problem was allowed to go on for 23 days. I have had to handle and forward on over 168 fines affecting over 100…
The Woodlands Fitness Centre June 2015 Newsletter
Wednesday 10th June 2015
What’s New? Hi guys & girls, Here we are in June, nearly halfway through the year. So what is new? Last month I mentioned ongoing discussions regarding the future ownership of the club. I’m in discussions to bring in 2 business partners, a married couple called Mark and Erica with me staying on as a silent partner. These discussions are ongoing and at this stage nothing has changed. However, this has become such a surprisingly common topic of conversation and certain people seem to think they know what’s going on without actually being privy to any actual information beyond what you guys actually know. Three cheers for uninformed reckon! Mark and Erica have very ambitious plans for the club. Their priorities are…
The Woodlands Fitness Centre May 2015 Newsletter
Thursday 21st May 2015
What’s New? Hi guys & girls, Hmmm....what is new? As many of us already know, the Matlock and Bakewell area can sometimes be a breeding ground for gossip, rumour, misinterpretation and general stirring. With this in mind, I feel like I need to address some rumours regarding the future ownership of Woodlands. At this stage, nothing has been finalised so prematurely addressing these discussions wouldn't ordinarily be sensible - but owing to the widespread nature of these rumours it'd be better for you guys to hear it direct from me. I bought Woodlands when I was 29, 6 and a half years ago. Since then my personal circumstances have changed significantly and I now have a gorgeous 14 month old son who…
The Woodlands Fitness Centre March 2015 Newsletter
Sunday 1st March 2015
The Woodlands Fitness Centre March 2015 Newsletter What’s New? Well here we are in March 2015. My son Jacob will have his very first birthday on the 18th of this month. The last 12 months have absolutely flown by. It’s easy to keep putting things off – I’m as much a culprit of procrastination as the next guy – but if you want to look your best this summer, maybe on your holidays or maybe just staggering round Bakewell like a topless vagrant – you need to really knuckle down and start work on a plan as to how you’re going to get there. Each month I provide/bore you with an abundance of information about the Paleo diet, which I use as…
FREE 2 WEEK PERSONAL TRAINING TRIAL
Monday 16th February 2015
Over the last few months we've been thinking about the fitness industry and what actually gets results. Classes like Zumba and aerobics might be fun - but will they actually help you get the body you want? We're not convinced. We've developed a system for helping our PT clients to get the lean and healthy bodies they crave in the fastest, safest and most fun way possible. We’ve applied this system to our small group exercise classes to give you the benefits of 1-to-1 personal training but with the fun and atmosphere of a group exercise session: All About The Butts: Get that firm bum, toned legs and amazing abs you've always desired. A fantastic lower body workout not to be missed. Total Body…
The Woodlands Fitness Centre February 2015 Newsletter
Wednesday 11th February 2015
The Woodlands Fitness Centre February 2015 Newsletter What’s New? Welcome to the Woodlands Rowsley February 2015 newsletter. So what’s new this month? Well this is the first month that Giles hasn’t written the “What’s New” section of the Woodlands newsletter. This month I – Jack Critchlow – will be writing it. For those of you who don’t know me – despite me being a local celebrity - I am a personal trainer, sports masseur and gym instructor at Woodlands Fitness Rowsley. I have 3 years experience in providing Sports Massages at level 3 and 4 standard. I also have 3 years experience in personal training at level 3 requirement. I am currently studying my degree in Health Related Exercise and Fitness. I've worked with…
Woodlands offers 2 Feb 2015
Monday 2nd February 2015
Woodlands offers 2 Feb 2015 Offer 1: 15 weeks gym/classes/group personal training membership for the price of 8 That’s right, buy 8 weeks and get 7 weeks absolutely FREE Only £56 NORMAL PRICE £104 SAVE £49 Offer 2: 5 weeks gym/classes/group personal training membership 60 sunbed minutes Only £33 NORMAL PRICE £65 SAVE £32 Offer 3: 5 weeks gym/classes/group personal training membership 10 x 45 minute PT sessions (2 per week) Only £136 NORMAL PRICE £225 SAVE £89 These offers expire on: 09/02/2015 These memberships include: Free induction Free tailor made programme Call (01629) 733 123 now The Woodlands Fitness Centre Ltd A: Unit 29, Peak Village Estate, Chatsworth Road, Rowsley (nr Matlock and Bakewell), Derbyshire, DE4 2JE T: (01629) 733 123 E: woodlandsfitness@yahoo.co.uk W: www.woodlandsfitnessrowsley.co.uk
Woodlands offers 1 Feb 2015
Friday 30th January 2015
Woodlands offers 1 Feb 2015 Offer 1: 9 weeks gym/classes/group personal training membership for the price of 5 That’s right, buy 5 weeks and get 4 weeks absolutely FREE Only £35 NORMAL PRICE £63 SAVE £28 Offer 2: 3 weeks gym/classes/group personal training membership 36 sunbed minutes Only £20 NORMAL PRICE £39 SAVE £19 Offer 3: 3 weeks gym/classes/group personal training membership 9 x 60 minute PT sessions (3 per week) Only £153 NORMAL PRICE £192 SAVE £39 These offers expire on: 08/02/2015 These memberships include: Free induction Free tailor made programme Call (01629) 733 123 now The Woodlands Fitness Centre Ltd A: Unit 29, Peak Village Estate, Chatsworth Road, Rowsley (nr Matlock and Bakewell), Derbyshire, DE4 2JE T: (01629) 733 123 E: woodlandsfitness@yahoo.co.uk W: www.woodlandsfitnessrowsley.co.uk
Woodlands offers 31 Jan 2015
Friday 30th January 2015
Woodlands offers 31 Jan 2015 Offer 1: 5 weeks gym/classes/group personal training membership for the price of 3 That’s right, buy 3 weeks and get 2 weeks absolutely FREE Only £21 NORMAL PRICE £35 SAVE £14 Offer 2: 4 weeks gym/classes/group personal training membership 48 sunbed minutes Only £27 NORMAL PRICE £52 SAVE £25 Offer 3: 4 weeks gym/classes/group personal training membership 12 x 30 minute PT sessions (3 per week) Only £109 NORMAL PRICE £256 SAVE £147 These offers expire on: 07/02/2015 These memberships include: Free induction Free tailor made programme Call (01629) 733 123 now The Woodlands Fitness Centre Ltd A: Unit 29, Peak Village Estate, Chatsworth Road, Rowsley (nr Matlock and Bakewell), Derbyshire, DE4 2JE T: (01629) 733 123 E: woodlandsfitness@yahoo.co.uk W: www.woodlandsfitnessrowsley.co.uk
Woodlands offers 30 Jan 2015
Friday 30th January 2015
Woodlands offers 30 Jan 2015 Offer 1: 7 months gym/classes/group personal training membership for the price of 4 That’s right, buy 4 months and get 3 months absolutely FREE Only £112 NORMAL PRICE £196 SAVE £84 This membership option can be paid monthly. Offer 2: 5 weeks gym/classes/group personal training membership 45 sunbed minutes Only £29 NORMAL PRICE £58 SAVE £29 Offer 3: 5 weeks gym/classes/group personal training membership 10 x 45 minute PT sessions (2 per week) Only £136 NORMAL PRICE £225 SAVE £89 These offers expire on: 06/02/2015 These memberships include: Free induction Free tailor made programme Call (01629) 733 123 now The Woodlands Fitness Centre Ltd A: Unit 29, Peak Village Estate, Chatsworth Road, Rowsley (nr Matlock and Bakewell), Derbyshire, DE4 2JE T: (01629) 733 123 E: woodlandsfitness@yahoo.co.uk W: www.woodlandsfitnessrowsley.co.uk